part time humor blogger part time selfie blogger
more like full time humor blogger because your selfies are a joke
If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember that Sherlock had John walk across the room to get his phone out of the jacket he was wearing.
And if you ever think you’re a pushover, just remember that John actually did it.
Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”
wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much
it sTARTED OUT AS A SHIP HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A SHIP IT WAS ONLY A SHIP
THE ULTIMATE CHRONOSTRATIGRAPHIC CHART
Ray Troll is a world-renowned Alaska-based artist, specializing in fish and paleontology art. This is from his Pancakes and Geology: Cruisin’ the Fossil Freeway.
I drew this image for the Cruisin’ the Fossil Freeway book and exhibit I did with Dr. Kirk Johnson. … I truly believe that everyone should know the geologic ages of our planet. They should be taught in kindergarten right alongside the ABCs as far as I’m concerned. I’m dead serious about this folks. And hey… they’re surprisingly easy to memorize and having this t-shirt in your wardrobe will make it even easier.
Website: Troll Art
- Cashier: That'll be $17.67
- Me: *hands over $20*
- Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
- me (surprised): omg
- me (amused): omg
- me (angry): omg
- me (sad): omg
- me (nostalgic): omg
- me (annoyed): omg
- me (scared): omg
